Would you rather: Eminem or Taylor Swift for President

Would you rather: go back to middle school or be bitten by a dog

Would you rather: live music by your favorite band on your porch or your favorite sandwich delivered to your door every day for the rest of your life

Would you rather: hang out with that one homophobic family member who thinks it's okay because they know you or be bitten by another dog

Would you rather: eat chocolate until it made you sick or eat anchovies until it made you sick